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Valentine’s Day [The true overview]

February 14th, 2007 | Life, Random, Rant, Satire | No comments

We all love our loved ones, so Valentine’s Day makes it possible for us to express it by buying them things to prove it. I belive that this is a alright, IF you express your love to them other times of the year, randomly. Love isn’t just on one day. Love is every single second [...]

Guest Article: “Facebook New Feature” Counter-Point

September 6th, 2006 | Guest Article, Satire, Weird | No comments

This is a two part article. The views expressed are solely those of the author and do not reflect the views of Ali Karbassi, this website, or anyone other than this author.
If any of you have ever studied the legendary poetic writings of the French bards known as the Troubadour, you will realize that many [...]

RIAA condemns Internet Pirate To Death

April 25th, 2006 | Satire | No comments

ARLINGTON, Kentucky - Thirteen-year-old Johnny Hamilton (pictured above) has become the next move in the RIAA’s plan of ending “Internet piracy”. The RIAA has used Johnny as their prime example of noncompliance by pushing the courts to sentence him to the death penalty.
The Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) felt it was necessary to make [...]

University Student Dismissed for Hand Gesture

March 23rd, 2006 | Satire | 8 comments

PLATTEVILLE, Wisconsin (PSN) — A Midwestern university student has recently been dismissed for a picture portraying a well known hand gesture.
Local officials told PSN reporter, Mitch Rightly, that an undisclosed university student was well known for being rowdy. After an anonymous tip that there were secret parties being held all over town, University Police checked [...]