This is not from me, but I love reading away messages.
“Hi, my name is Emma. I’m an immature, stupid, smelly, ugly, fake bitch. I make as much noise as possible when my roommate is trying to watch tv. I disrespect my roommate’s stuff. I use her stuff all the time and abuse the privilege when she actually lets me use something. I tell things about her personal life to people she doesn’t even know, things they have no business knowing. I’m your best friend to your face, but as soon as you’re not around I’m talking crap about you and using all your stuff. I never do my laundry which is full of stale smelly clothes and make my roommate breathe my stench day after day. I rarely shower and I scrape the nasty skin off my face every night before I go to bed. I’m jealous of everyone who has a boyfriend, who dresses like a girl, and who has a life and friends. I’m always right, I won’t ever listen to another person’s opinion, and I argue with every TINY little thing anyone says. And everytime I think I have my roommate beat she finds some way to out do me. Basically, I’m a loser.”
FUCK YOU BITCH.
That made my night. I’ve learned that most people will never like their roommate, when assigned randomly. Rarely does it work out. And if it does work out and they are roommate for another semester (1 year), then they will hate each other.
Rant about your roommate here. I know my roommate wants to pitch some things here too. Go ahead. RANT people! Let loose.
If I had a roommate I would probably hate him for being like Ali.
God Joe. I love you… I never expected that. This is why we are best of friends.. i mean..
HA HA..
“Hi! My name is Charles, but I want you to call me by my middle name, Kyle. Good, now that we have that out of the way, I hope you don’t mind me doing lines of cocaine off the Halo 2 case. And if I should happen to show up at 3:30 in the morning with some random slut that I found at this house party, just ignore the sound of her giving me a blowjob. Thanks!”
Hi my name is L. I moved into my brothers and fiances apt. Even though I know they had been doing things a certain way. I couldnt careless about values and morals. I’m a very disrespectful person. I dont care about the guidelines called respect. I never clean up behind myself. Yet when Raven cleans up behind me. Since thats what he been doing for four years. I act like a stalkraving toddler. I dont know right from wrong. Oh by the way I left my bra in the bathroom. So you can know that I’m fucking your brother. Its okay though I’ll keep pissing you off. So It’ll drive you out of your apartment. Its mine by the way I had it all planned. Thank you sincerely L. I hate you Raven!