April, 2006 archive

RIAA condemns Internet Pirate To Death

April 25th, 2006 | Satire | No comments

ARLINGTON, Kentucky - Thirteen-year-old Johnny Hamilton (pictured above) has become the next move in the RIAA’s plan of ending “Internet piracy”. The RIAA has used Johnny as their prime example of noncompliance by pushing the courts to sentence him to the death penalty.
The Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) felt it was necessary to make [...]