University Student Dismissed for Hand Gesture
By Ali Karbassi | March 23rd, 2006 | Satire
PLATTEVILLE, Wisconsin (PSN) — A Midwestern university student has recently been dismissed for a picture portraying a well known hand gesture.
Local officials told PSN reporter, Mitch Rightly, that an undisclosed university student was well known for being rowdy. After an anonymous tip that there were secret parties being held all over town, University Police checked their reliable source FaceBook (Facebook.com) for more information. On the students account they found the above picture.
Outraged about the filth portrayed in the image, University Chief of Police, John Rondelzy, sent two police vehicles to the place of residence of the student. He was held for 72 hours then released.
Yesterday school administration voted 52 to 3 to dismiss the student. University administration denied to comment on the situation. At this time, AKN does not know the whereabouts of the student or if he plans to take this to court.
This sounds a little strange…like…’made up’ strange…
i cannot believe that you would even post such filth on your site…
rhsunderground, I cannot believe you used the word “I” without CAPITALIZING it… FOR SHAME!
Poor D.Fisch…btw, whos the female in the pic?
uh, hi
proof plx
Man…..DF is one badass MF fo sho.
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