By Ali Karbassi | March 2nd, 2006 | Random
- Play Water Polo
- Bring in your boombox and play, “It’s Raining Men” by Geri Halliwell
- Wait til the bathroom is full enough then ask someone to hold your “member” for you. If they refuse, ask another person. Keep doing so til someone obliges to do so, or you run out of people.
- Bring your books, a note book, etc (homework), and sit right on the floor next to a stall and start doing your homework. If no one is in the restroom, sit next to the door and wait for people.
- Wait really close to the door, once someone tries to enter, tell them it’s full. Keep a watch of the time they wait. Right when they walk away, leave. (Optional: While the person is waiting, make loud moaning noises.)
- This only works if there is more than one urinal. Wait behind someone that is using the urinal (there must be more open). While they wait, start emptying water, any liquid actually, from the inside of your pants. Once the person leave, leave with them.
- Sit in the corner with a bunch of papers that were crumbled up and cry, while rocking back and forth. Trust me, no one wants to see that, or actually hear crying, while they are in there.
- Ask people’s names, over and over.
HAHA I like the one where you stand right behind them. And I can totally see you doing the “will you hold my member?” one. hehe
You are a fah-reak.
-Take your seat in an unoccupied stall, next to one that is occupied. Pull out a small mirror, and position it under the wall until you can see the person next to you. Proudly exclaim “Peek-a-boo!”
walk up to a urinal, drop your pants and undies to your ankles, and lean against the wall with both hands while you pee. i wish i was making that up…
Well I guess watching movie in bathroom is still ok
AchenDude: Depends on what movie.
Get into an unoccupied stall right next to someone elses. Smear a chocolate bar on your left hand, then reach underneath the stall so they can see the smeary-brown hand. Ask quietly “hey buddy, got some toilet paper?”