July, 2005 archive

Note to Self #170705

July 17th, 2005 | Note to Self | 1 comment

Dear Mom and Dad,
It has now been three months since I left for college. I have been remiss in writing this and I am very sorry for my thoughtlessness in not having written before. I will bring you up to date now, but before you read on, please sit down. YOU ARE NOT TO READ [...]

My Life.. as others view it.

July 17th, 2005 | Life | 2 comments

[08:49:26 PM] Steph: Hello again
[08:49:26 PM] *** Auto-response sent to Steph: Out, having a great time.. you know me call my cell.
[08:49:38 PM] Steph: naturally

Observative Drunk

July 16th, 2005 | Life | 1 comment

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
1 half-gallon of 2% milk,
1 carton of eggs,
1 quart of orange juice,
1 head of romaine lettuce,
1/2 lb. can of coffee
& a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk man standing behind her watched [...]

Unreadable Spam

July 13th, 2005 | Weird | No comments

Alright, I get spam just like the next guy, but these spammers aren’t even trying anymore. Check this out:
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Note to Self #130705

July 13th, 2005 | Note to Self | 1 comment

I love my job.

That is all…

Nice guys (Part 1)

July 11th, 2005 | Life | 2 comments

They should make a bulletin about how all of the good girls get taken advantage of and how the nice guys never seem to come into their lives. And how when just when we think that this new guy that we found is one of those nice guys, they go and prove us wrong. This [...]

Schitt

July 6th, 2005 | Random | No comments

Recently, I’ve been waking up sooner, because of class, and because of that, my day has been longer. Who would of guessed. Anyway, I recently decided to start reading BASH again. Here’s one that I found to be one of the best.
(Nori123) You don’t know jack shit
(VioletSky) That’s not true, I know him well
(Nori123) Haha
(VioletSky) [...]

Useful Graphs

July 1st, 2005 | Random | 2 comments

It’s been a busy week with many things I have been dealing with.
Just for your pleasure, here are three useful graphs.