I found this post someone made a few days ago funny. This proves the stereotype girl/women are fed and what males are made to do/believe. Yes, some of these comments are actually true and I think you should do, but most are just garbage.
My comments will be in red.
31 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS:
This was written by a guy who has had years of experiance.
1. Whatever you do, don’t just show up at their house…they run around in their underwear just like we do.
Yes, we all run around in our underwear, but where are we suppose to pick them up at? Do we have them drive somewhere?
2. DON’T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.
Very true. This one is actually a very nice tip.
3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn’t even wait for the damn hat.
If you follow the last tip, you wouldn’t have to deal with this one. Yes, if you break a woman’s heart, there will be many people against you, however, they all won’t line up to kill you.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they’re beautiful.
True, but don’t over-do it. Best bet is to be truely honest with her.
5. Don’t refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it’s because they’re jealous.
But make sure it’s the right type of kiss. I will bet that her friends wouldn’t like you to “suck her face off” in front of them.
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
Umm, this is just stupid comment. I think the stupidest person on earth can figure that out.
7. Don’t be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they’re going out with you in the first place, it’s because they like being in your arms.
WRONG. Make sure you are in the right setting. Also, constant touching can get annoying. Ever seen those people that are all over each other 24/7. Don’t you get annoyed by that? You’ll notice that they will not be together for long.
8. If you don’t sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.
Easiest bet is not to talk about your sex life with your friends. I don’t they’ll care.
8.5 If you DO sleep with them, don’t tell your friends that you did.
Same as above.
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really…most of them are not offended by it…
Private means in your head or just with your loved ones, not a group of 5 or less people.
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
Wow, this is such a lame comment. How about you don’t care what the other person eats. You go to a resturant, let them order what they want. There is no need for a man to get a certain type of food and a woman to get a salad or something small.
11. Most of them don’t mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you’re a pussy..
A pussy? Now it’s come down to name calling? Sure, it’s best for the “man” to pay most of the time, but in a real relationship, things are discussed and are okay. Sometimes the male forgot to bring enough money, sometimes he’ll need it for something later (for her maybe).
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it’s not a serious relationship.
Can you spell MEDIA? This is exactly what I’m talking about. Just sad.
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you’re dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren’t dropping her off, call to be sure she’s home safely.
It’s been a long list of crap, but this one is decent. Good comment.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit out of him.
WRONG. Sure stand up for her, but it doesn’t always have to lead to a fight. Most males also get sick of women who try to pick fights so their boyfriend can bail them out.
15. If you’re talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
Almost right. How about introducing them and making sure your girlfriend knows she’s just a friend.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it’s just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, “Oh, you’re so dumb” or something, never make any gestures back.
How about never hit a woman?
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn’t care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
She doesn’t care if you went either. All that matters is you two did something together. Talk things out and do things both of you might like. Also, going to a “chick flick” isn’t all that bad. She’ll thank you later.
18. You’re dead meat if you can’t get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
How about be a nice guy all around. Be nice to her, and everyone. Nice doesn’t mean weak, remember that.
19. Don’t flirt with their moms…that’s just freaky.
Does this person do it often? This doesn’t apply to me or most people.
20. Don’t be freaked out by PMS. It’s not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.
Another good one. Just try to understand. Also, be there for her. It’s only one week out of a month.
21. If you don’t like the way they drive, you do it.
Or talk to them about it, but nicely; not in a controlling manner. In all honesty, many women like to drive.
22. If you’re officially dating, and you’re introducing her to your friends, you’d better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
What else would you introduce her as?
23. Don’t stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
Very true. Good call.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
Another good one. Listening helps doesn’t it?
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you’re play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
It’s called foreplay, not Monday Night Football.
26. Memorize their damn birthdays. You forget her birthday and you’re basically screwed for life.
Don’t memorize, remember.
27. Don’t marinade the cologne, but smell good.
Good call.
28. Don’t give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine’s day. It doesn’t have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.
Or something from the heart. If you put some time into it, it’ll mean more.
29. If you think the relationship isn’t going to last, don’t wait to find out. It will only hurt her more if you draw it out.
Communication is key.
30. After you’ve been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
Another good comment. Seems like this comment was added in later by someone else, eh?
31. ALWAYS and I mean ALWAYS open the door for them. I dont care if its piss pouring rain or you think its stupid or whatever. It dont cost a thing and it’ll mean more than you think to them. TRUST ME!!!!!!!!
Yes, it does make them feel good, but don’t make it really weird when you run past her, pushing her down, to open a door.
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