March, 2005 archive

Interesting phase…

March 8th, 2005 | Weird | No comments

A phenomenon known as “goatse” has taken the internet by storm, in what has become the fad from hell that just won’t die. Don’t know what goatse is? It’s a picture, go look it up, can’t miss it. Unfortunately, no one can be told what the goatse is… you must see it for yourself…
The 8 [...]

Mine’s bigger

March 8th, 2005 | Random | No comments

Women wonder why us men have so much fun sometimes. I think this is a good example of this.

Tom: I am a worthless human being
Me: why?
Me: lol
Me: ha ha
Me: HA HA
Me: you are good
Tom: You laugh at my misfortune?
Me: you should do stand up
Tom: I do [...]

Jesus Recut

March 7th, 2005 | Weird | No comments

I love a movie as much as the next guy, and I have nothing against religion. My roommate and I were watching some good Discovery Channel when we saw a commercial for “THE PASSION RECUT“. First thing first, it’s not a DVD/VHS release, it’s a theatre release. Mr. Gibson is riding on the media/religious bandwagon.
We [...]

Try this pickup line

March 6th, 2005 | Random | 2 comments

A co-worker, and friend of mine, Matt, sent me a pm that got me thinking.

[10:35:45 PM] Matt: Man, you should try this pickup line
[10:35:47 PM] Matt: THE CIA IS AFTER MY PENIS!
[10:35:51 PM] Matt: I need a place to hide it!
[10:45:25 PM] Me: LOL

So I try this on my friend Caity. I wondered what she [...]

WTF, mate?

March 6th, 2005 | Weird | 1 comment

Ever driven down the freeway and see this? This is a shot we took while on our way home from Dubuque, IA.

Dungeons & Dragons

March 5th, 2005 | Life | No comments

What are people’s obsession with this game? No one has explained what is so addictive of this game.