By Ali Karbassi | March 26th, 2005 | Random
- A roll of quarters is like having a bar of gold.
- Two meals per day is the standard.
- Road trip whenever possible.
- Going to the mailbox was never an ego booster/breaker before.
- You will begin to nap again¬Ö and often if you want to stay healthy.
- Your bookstore bill will almost equal tuition.
- when they say homework they actually mean that you need to work on it at home.
- Instant messenger/online profiles (facebook, MySpace, etc) becomes an addiction.
- E-mail becomes your second language.
- College students throw paper airplanes too.
- You never realized that so many people were smarter than you.
- College football is the coolest thing on the planet.
- Western Europe could be wiped out by a horrible plague and you wouldn’t know, but you can recite last week’s re-run of The Family Guy verbatim.
- Cartoons are for all ages.
- Disney movies are more than just classics.
- You will never rent/buy more movies in your life.
- No one is too old for video games.
- Procrastination is a precise calculated art form.
- SNOOD is more addicting than pot¬Ö but not more addicting then facebook.
- Thanks to Kazaa/Audiogalaxy/Morpheus, you will never listen to any of your CDs ever again.
- It never hurt your grade so much to get sick.
- The health service nurses are there because they couldn’t make it at a real hospital. Think about it and don’t ever forget that.
- Care packages are right up there with birthdays.
- Campus is only clean for Family Weekend and Freshman Orientation.
- Nothing you want to register for will be open when you need to take it.
- Classes¬Ö the later the better, but inevitably you will always get stuck with that one class that’s a must have to move on with your carrier but the only time it’s offered is 7:30am or 8:30am MWF¬Ö and your going to sign up full well knowing you will miss half of them by the end of the semester¬Ö .no matter how hard you try to make every single one.
- You are no longer thankful that the fire alarms are here to protect you.
- ‘Tis better to bring 3 weeks worth of clothing (or enough until the next big break) then to bring only what you need and do your own laundry every week.
- The only time to dress up is when your other clothes are just too dirty for you to wear anymore.
- Showers become slightly less important; while sleep becomes way more important.
- Asleep by 2:00 am is calling it an early night.
- Creativity in the dining halls is KEY to survival¬Ö
- The freshman 15 is NOT a myth¬Ö its a guarantee!
- If it’s snowing out, the only reason you will leave your room is for food.
- Dishes smell after days of piling up.
- Cereal makes a meal any time of the day.
- You can live on Raman noodles alone.
- You will eat anything that is free.
- New additions to food groups include: pizza, pita pit, pizza, JJ, pizza Milios, POKEY STIX.
- Stealing from the dining hall will become second nature.
- ATM’s are the devils advocate. ATM = Another Twenty Missing.
- Keys have never been so important, yet you seem to lose them or lock yourself out of the room even more then ever before.
- Duct tape really does have 1001 uses.
- If they say you can’t have it in your dorm, they are just kidding, they are more like guidelines really, then actually rules.
- You will come to hate hallways/elevators with a passion and even more so when you live on the 5+ floor and there’s always that one lazy bum who takes the elevator to the 2nd of 3rd floor with nothing in their hands. (STAIRS ARE THE DEVIL)
- Those ugly cinder blocks are not sound proof.
- Pictures, posters, emails or anything else to cover the ugly cell we live in will be transformed into wallpaper.
- Everyone is only nice for the first week. After that, no matter how nice you are, some people just won’t smile back. Get used to it.
- When you want something to do your always alone, yet when you want to be left alone everyone is always there.
- You realize college is the ideal lifestyle, except when those pesky classes get in the way.
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